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Joke of the Day
"I love to challah at Jewish chicks."
Next Joke
"What's the fastest land animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken"
"I like my women like I like my Christmas Ham... ...bone in."
"A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar... ...and the bartender looks at them and says, ""What is this, a joke?"""
"Today I found my first grey pubic hair. I got really excited, but not as much as the other people in the lift."
"Guns don't kill people... Husbands that come home early from work do."
"What do you call a good looking canyon? Gorge-ous"
"Why wasn't Christ born in Ireland? Because they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin."
"Have you tried just Photoshopping her into your life?"
"My Mother texted me and asked ""What does TTYL mean?""... I replied, ""Talk to you later"". So she responded, ""No! Talk to me now! What does it mean?"""