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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Canadian pimp? Jose (hoes eh?)"
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"What's the oldest trick in the book? Trick #1, duh. It's at the beginning of the contents."
"""911"" ""Hello, my wife was cooking and she fell"" ""What's the emergency?"" ""How long before the rice is ready?"""
"I always keep a baseball bat under my bed. You know, in case someone breaks in and throws a ball at me."
"Where does a bee put its stinger? In its honey"
"""When I was a kid I asked my mum what a couple was and she said: 'Oh, two or three'. She wonders why her marriage didn't work."
"What's the difference between a special needs worker and a gardener? One of them has to water their vegetables"
"E-mail Addresses Are Kinda Like Underwear... If you don't change them often enough they'll get full of shit"
"What show depicts a new pair of Jordons getting ruined? African American Horror Story"
"A Jewish boy ask to borrow a $20 from his father. His father replies, ""$10?!?! What on earth do you need $5 for!"