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Joke of the Day

"A Jewish boy ask to borrow a $20 from his father. His father replies, ""$10?!?! What on earth do you need $5 for!"

"What's the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again"

"What do you call Einstein masturbating? A stroke of genius."

"Summer body wasn't ready.. But winter body is good to go!"

"Pokemon Go goes live in Canada today You idiots."

"I liked Nicki Minaj a lot better when she was Michael Jackson."

"We get it. If your candidate doesn't win in November, you're moving to the whitest English speaking country you can drive to."

"It's so frustrating when your hitman doesn't answer the phone after you've made amends with someone"

"Why are there no nice cars in heaven? Because abortions float."

"What does it's job ONLY after it has been fired? A bullet"