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Joke of the Day
"What's the oldest trick in the book? Trick #1, duh. It's at the beginning of the contents."
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"Why was the snowman smiling? He saw the snowblower coming."
"I shouldn't be forced to have black friends. I know my whites."
"My wife is an angel A man tells his friend, ""My wife is an angel."" His friend replies, ""Lucky you. Mine's still alive."""
"My spirit animal is this 9 yo, so calm and polite during girl sleepover drama, who just told me ""literally, nothing is interesting to me""."
"""We should definitely let dolphins go into space instead of monkeys"" said one scientist obviously not a dolphin dressed up as a scientist"
"I thought it was called a Fist Bump Why not call it a Finger Bang?"
"2016: Trump elected 2018: Border wall completed 2020: Mexico takes Gold, Silver & Bronze in Pole Vault at the Summer Olympics"
"Why Gordon Ramsey hates WWE Because it's f*cking RAW"
"I still have a landline. Or as I like to call it, Cell Phone Finder."