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Joke of the Day

"Some of those Mardi Gras beads could serve a dual purpose. Don't act like you hadn't thought about it."

"I installed a pedometer app on my phone But whichever direction I walk, I seem to be moving away from the kids."

"A child was born with no eyelids, so doctors created some using his foreskin It worked okay, but he was a little cockeyed"

"Do they have a shitty attitude because they work for minimum wage, or work for minimum wage because they have a shitty attitude?"

"""Grow a pear."" - How to insult an apple tree"

"What do you call a black man who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist"

"Cop - Have you been drinking? Me - No, just taking my photo with R2D2 here. Cop - Sir that's a fire hydrant."

"Brand new porn Genres.. Skin cancer victims starring Bernie Peters"

"NARRATOR: When camping be wary of savage bears trying to take your food *camera pans to a bear holding glass of wine with a wtf expression"

"What kind of jokes does a priest tell? Dad jokes"