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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwomam? Snowballs"
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"Now a Days never ask a ... Never ask: ... A Woman Her Age.! . > > . A Man his Salary.!!! . . . ANd Now a days.... A students , His Percentage... . Its hurts source: http://www.newgags.com"
"Why don't hat store owners and pet shop owner get along? Because you can't be a fan of hat care and cat hair."
"DUMBLEDORE: Say hello to our new Defense Against The Dark Arts teacher, Professor Totally-Not-Working-For-Voldemort. SNAPE: Dude, seriously?"
"I always say: ""Sex is a lot like pizza. How? Well, let me tell you about the worst pizza I ever had:"" ...it was fantastic."
"When the inventor of USB stick dies.. They'll gently lower the coffin, then pull it the other way, then lower it again."
"I always hold the door for ladies, but they never seem to get in the car when I do that."
"Q: Why is sex like math? A: You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying."
"Make new friends by waking up strangers with forehead kisses after they've fallen asleep on the train."
"Common sense is so rare it should be classified as a super power"