45563
Joke of the Day
"The good thing about women who like F1 is that they like men who finish fast"
Next Joke
"Sometimes ""4 star hotel"" means 4 porn stars have stayed there. In the same room. At the same time. With a camera crew. And a goat."
"ME: You're saying I'm not smart enough for this job? BOSS: Well, yes. ME: [points to computer] Just because I can't use the typewriter TV?"
"Why is Dave Mustaine described as ""heavy metal""? Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)"
"Politically Correct Chiggers Chegreos."
"It's the story of Zip the penguin. It's a penguin, walking happily on the ice, and.... Ziiiiiiip the penguin!"
"how can you tell your girlfriend is getting fat? She starts to fit your wife's clothes. Yes, I know this isn't OC. Nothing on reddit is."
"Please take the smartphone away from your pets, they are spamming your Facebook with selfies."
"My local bar was having a fund raiser for dyslexia It was all you can drink for ages 12 and up"
"Males ejaculate at 27 mph. That explains why its illegal to do it in a school zone."