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Joke of the Day
"My dog is a nuisance. He chases everyone on a bicycle. What can I do? Take his bike away."
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"My favorite book is a Stephen King novel... but you've probably never heard of It"
"A chicken & an egg are in bed together. The chicken lights up a cigarette, turns to the egg & says 'Well I guess that answers THAT question!'"
"I sent off half a score of jokes into a competition to increase my chances to win.. Unfortunately no pun in ten did."
"I was going to work this morning and sat across from a really hot Thai girl on the train. I kept blushing and sweating and thinking ""Please don't get a hard-on"". But she did."
"Honey, what is the name of that German that hides things around the house? Alzheimer grandma, Alzheimer!"
"I paid $600 to get off once Damn court costs."
"I think my neighbor might be stalking me because she won't stop googling me. I saw it through my telescope last night"
"Dracula Why is Dracula's favorite subject in school Math? Because he likes to Count."
"What does GOP mean? ""GOP"" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y"