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Joke of the Day
"What do you say to a girl with a black eye? Nothing. You already told her."
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"Want to know how to not get malware? To late, you already clicked the link."
"What did Wendy do when she first saw Captain Hook? She Peedherpants"
"If I had a dollar for every person over 40 that told me my generation sucks I could afford a house in the economy they ruined."
"A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar or maybe a hotel. Or possibly a church"
"Muslims are against the consumption of Pork and believe the pig to be unclean. Yet their prophet has Ham in his name."
"I bought a wash basin from a skydiver today. And tomorrow he's going to *plummet* in for me."
"Everyone on twitter is single, pretending to be single, or about to be single"
"What do you call a barn full of black people? Antique farm equipment. What do you call a barn full of Mexicans? Updated farm equipment"
"All the single ladies put your hands up! *handcuffs all the single ladies together and pushes them off a cliff* I'm your only option now."