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Joke of the Day
"Everyone on twitter is single, pretending to be single, or about to be single"
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"[Joseph checking in to hotel] ""Is there WiFi?"" Only in the stable *later to Virgin Mary* ""Honey, hotel was booked. Gotta stay in the stable"""
"""The car that was driving slow in front of me turned, I better drive fast now so the cars behind me don't think It was my fault."" Everyone"
"Joke for any location... I was at a ""place of religion or race"" the other day going through some magazines... ... I was perfectly happy till my rifle jammed."
"NSFW Your dick's like Mt. Everest. .. It's hard to get up."
"""If two wrongs don't make a right, what do two rights make?"" An Airplane"
"What do you call a lesbian that turned straight A hasbien"
"The shutter speed of the iPhone 6's camera is so high... ...it can take a pic of a woman with her mouth shut"
"Who's a bitch? PinkShine"
"Why can you always trust a bee without wings? Because it's down to earth."