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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a barn full of black people? Antique farm equipment. What do you call a barn full of Mexicans? Updated farm equipment"

"Guy walks into his house with a duck under his arm. His wife's standing there. He says ""This is the pig I've been fucking""."

"Last week, I told my grandpa that Amazon is the best place for Christmas shopping. He just called me from Brazil."

"My dogs keep looking at me as if I have the power to fix the snow outside but I'm too goddamned lazy to do it"

"Santa is near .... ... I can sense his presents."

"Why do indigenous people hate snow? It's white and on their land."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? A black guy was following her."

"If you couldn't tell, I am into fitness. Fitness whole slice of pizza into my mouth!"

"How do the Kardashians change a broken light bulb They buy a new house"

"[shopping for make-up] ""Excuse me, what will make my eyes pop?"" ""I know exactly what you need."" [boots you into the vacuum of deep space]"