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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock.... -Knock Knock... -Who's There -Panther -Panther who? -Panther no pants, I'm going swimming!"

"Hey guys with your phone in a hip holster, is it because your purse is too full with tampons?"

"What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water? Bob."

"What's the difference between your mom and wine? With age, wine doesn't suck anymore."

"Remember not to laugh at your ex wife's choices. You were one of them."

"I'm more of an amateur bater. I agree, I need more practice."

"Bought shoes from a drug dealer Not sure what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day!"

"What do you call a Lesbian Dinosaur? A Lickalotofpuss"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side"

"I needed to burn some calories... so I set a fat kid on fire"