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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water? Bob."

"Contrary to popular belief, Plumbers are not good lovers They are emotionally draining..."

"Still up can't sleep thinking about how i can infuse kush into shampoo"

"What are the three ""O""s of bad driving? Old. Oriental. Ovaries."

"Why can't you see Hippos hiding in trees? Because they're good at it."

"What's the difference between Hitler and Donald Trump? One made a killer microwave."

"There's no reason to be tailgating me when I'm doing 50 in a 35. And those flashing lights on top of your car looks ridiculous!"

"I've had insomnia so much it is starting to worry me. But I won't lose any sleep over it."

"Jokes about being drunk on Twitter are redundant. Maintaining a Twitter account automatically implies that you're drinking on some level."

"what did the jewish child molester say? hey kid, wanna buy some candy?"