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Joke of the Day

"How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb? Only one, but... It takes the entire ER department to get it back out."

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"Watermelons and Catcuses There are two watermelons and two cacti. One cactus says to the other ""Damn look at those melons!"" The Watermelons reply ""Wow they're such pricks."""
"I finally found out why clickbait is so effective."
"Just got a temporary tattoo. Now I can't be buried in a Jewish cemetery for the next three days."
"I'd like to teach you how to win any argument. Unfortunately my wife won't teach me her technique."
"[Computer has become self-aware] Scientist 1: Shit, just like in Terminator Computer: I HAVE WRITTEN SOME POETRY Scientist 2: No, worse"
"I can judge the goodness of my sex life by the loudness of the terrible music the neighbors are blasting"
"Paul says to Jesus ""Hey man whatcha doing for Passover?"" Jesus says ""Just hanging around."""
"Change your Facebook Status to ""I'm Pregnant"" or ""I'm Engaged"" and watch the April Fools LIKE & Comment away."
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