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Joke of the Day

"How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb? Only one, but... It takes the entire ER department to get it back out."

"Wlkom I happyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"

"Two cans of Red Bull may give you x-ray vision, but five cans give you the ability to hear oxygen."

"What did the pedophiliac rabbi say to the young boy? Hey there little boy, you wanna BUY some candy?"

"What do you call an abortion in the world of Mortal Kombat? A Fetality."

"Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough"

"I was sitting on the toilet when todays earthquake hit. The toilet shook like a rollercoaster. It scared the shit out of me."

"Carrot Top's hair should be green. Either that, or I don't understand the anatomy of a carrot as fully as I think I do."

"My husband told me that in some cultures women do all the housework, so I told him in some cultures blow jobs don't exist. He's busy vacuuming now."

"How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna go ride bikes? My all time favorite joke. Sorry if it has already been posted but who has the time to browse all of r/jokes."