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Joke of the Day
"One of my oldest friends is my receding hairline... We go way back."
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"What's a British student's favourite drink? M.I.Tea"
"Every year I got an accident by passing the road on 1st April Cause, I thought that Traffic signal try to make me April fool."
"Show someone you love them today by rearranging the apps on their phone."
"Man who go to bed with itchy bum Wake up with smelly finger. Is fact."
"(NSFW) What's the difference between a clever dwarf and a blue waffle? Well one's a cunning runt..."
"The cashier seemed to appreciate that I bagged my own groceries until I unpacked them all and said, ""That's how I want you to do it."""
"What do you call a dog with iron balls? Sparky."
"Phill: *gets stung by a stingray Me: *pees on his wound Phill: That only works on jellyfish stings Me: Oh shit, I thought you were dead!"
"Nothing is more intimidating to me than someone who genuinely enjoys the outdoors."