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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dog with iron balls? Sparky."
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"Comb On! What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present? Gee, I'll never part with it!"
"I think I have just enough followers to start a decent sized cult"
"Can everyone who is pretending to be a slutty, hot broad but is actually a dude raise our hands? THEIR HANDS, I MEANT THEIR!"
"I'd prefer to read Yelp reviews from the kind of person who would never write a Yelp review."
"Volunteer shark bait is a much more inspiring name for surfers"
"A guy calls the hospital and says... ""You gotta send help! My wife's going into labor!"" The nurse says, ""Calm down. Is this her first child?"" To which he replies, ""No! This is her fucking husband!"""
"Why did Hitler want to rise in power? Because he wanted a Kaiser roll."
"I gauge a person's wealth by the level of protection on their iPhone. No case, huge salary."
"I'm pretty sure if Flo from Progressive and Jake from State Farm hooked up, the universe would explode."