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Joke of the Day

"You know what I like about bathroom humor? It's funny shit!"

"What do you call a faked pregnancy? A misconception."

"Your neck tattoo says ""Only God can judge me,"" yet here I am."

"What's hairy dangerous and only surfs the Net when there's a full moon? The www.erewolf."

"I did a girl missionary style I stole her cultural identity so I could take her land"

"*sticks hand into jean pocket* Aw damn, why in the hell do I have bbq sauce in my pocket? *checks other pocket and finds nuggets* Oh, ok."

"I wake up every morning feeling like a Japanese democracy. Huge erection."

"One sperm said to the other sperm ""I'll race you to the egg!"" The other sperm said ""OK, but pace yourself, we just passed the throat!"""

"two guys talking.... Guy one: I was having sex with my girlfriend and accidentally peed in her. Now she won't talk to me. Guy two: Sounds like urine trouble."

"""Wow, cell phones are getting ridiculously big."" ""That's a smart car."""