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Joke of the Day

"You know what I like about bathroom humor? It's funny shit!"

"I have a photographic memory But I ran out of film a long time ago"

"Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill."

"Imagine if you found a dresser made by Jesus during his ""carpenter"" days. The guys on Antique Roadshow would lose their minds."

"what did the leper say to the prostitute? You can keep the tip."

"Two submissives sitting in a tree. N O T H I N G"

"Why does nobody like a rich stone? Because he takes everything for granite."

"I'm actually kind of handsome when you're drunk and the light is low and there's no other dudes around and you have low standards."

"I just got a bunch of cool apps and games for my Windows Phone"

"What's the difference between a Zippo and a hippo ? Ones a little lighter"