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Joke of the Day

"There's a Black man and a Hispanic man in a car who's driving? The cops."

"Would you like to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, its too cheesy!"

"*At funeral* ""Your Mom is so fat"" I said eulogy, not roast. ""oh right, I'm sorry. Your mom WAS so fat..."""

"China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means, Even if you're a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you."

"Why did Hitler buy the car when it went on sale? Because he liked the holocost."

"Patients get nervous when I walk into surgery wearing my lucky cape but I didn't go to medical school so I need all the luck I can get."

"Pay attention to your kids... Because one day he will stuff a sugar free gummy bear in your mouth that he rubbed on a cat."

"What do you call a bee from America? A USB."

"What's the difference between a hedgehog and a limo? A hedgehogs got pricks on the outside."

"What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo? One is a little heavier and the other is a little lighter."