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Joke of the Day
"If you sleep with two prostitutes in one day... what is the first one called? a whore-derve"
Next Joke
"Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing: ""He's such a sensitive child. Let's wait until he's older before we tell him you're an accountant."""
"""Get off your high horse!"" - Veterinarian who prescribed medical marijuana."
"The true irony in Taylor Swift singing about feeling 22 at age 23 is that I want to hit her in the face with a cast iron skillet."
"I have to write 4 pages in 3 hours, but at least I'm not deployed in Iraq."
"Insert racist joke here... Change location of joke to Ferguson."
"What do you call 2 Chainz when he gets fat? 2 Chinz"
"What do you call a Scottish lady that wears nothing but a tie? Hentai."
"A hole was found in the wall of a nudist camp. The police are looking into it."
"Wanna hear a joke about cats? Haha, just kitten."