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Joke of the Day
"Describe your last relationship with a movie title: 12 Years A Slave"
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"Anal sex and cabbage have a lot in common. If you're forced to have it as a kid, you probably won't enjoy it as an adult."
"four gay man walked into a bar They wanted a seat but there was only one stool. They decided to take turns sitting down until one man suggested to turn the stool upside down."
"What's the difference between what Bill Cosby did and rape? I can't remember."
"How do you know your dog is gay? When his dick tastes like your husband's ass"
"Can you guess how many turkeys we're gonna serve tomorrow? Turkey-two j.k. we don't celebrate thanksgiving here lol happy normal day to us"
"What's the difference between a tuna and a piano? You can tuna piano but you cannot piano a tuna."
"Wife: We get 1 ""cheat meal"" on our diet. I want tacos. What do you want? Me: The waitress. ...And that's why I'm not getting laid tonight."
"* feels winds of change * realizes it's just a hole in my shorts"
"What do you call funny laboratory equipment? A comical flask."