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Joke of the Day

"I was at the confessional booth the other day and I asked the priest if he thought it would be a good idea to stop masturbating He said ""Sure, If it bothers you, I'll stop""."

"How did the telephones get married ? In a double ring ceremony !"

"Why should you always take two Mormon's fishing? Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer"

"2 blondes walk into a bank You'd have thought one of them would have seen it"

"I used to have a problem watching internet pornography... but then I upgraded from dial-up to a cable modem."

"What's the different between a pilot and a pepperoni pizza? I give a shit when my pizza is burnt."

"What do you call a black person who smokes? An e-cigger. I'm going to hell for thinking of this."

"A condom is like a plunger You never know when you will need it but it's great to have just in case."

"Just received an email listing 5 ways to prevent divorce. 'Don't get married' wasn't on there. Or 'murder.' Stupid list."

"Do you like jokes that make you think a little? If you had an one-legged horse, what would you name it? Flattery."