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Joke of the Day
"How do stories from Justin Biebers early childhood begin? ""A few months ago"
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"Women shouldn't work outside the home. It's STEVE Jobs, not EVE Jobs."
"What's the difference between a pot head and a person who physically abuses children? One is good at rolling blunts, the other is good at bowling runts."
"What's worse than six babies in one refrigerator.. One baby in six refrigerators!"
"What do you call a fancy toilet? A dapper crapper"
"I have a new job. I'm a dressing room attendant for dancers at a strip club. $300/week. That's not much, but it's all I can afford."
"This is your captain speaking THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING"
"What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? I don't think Bush did a cow..."
"What's the difference between magic and black magic? Black magic doesn't work."
"What does Belathor call his balls? His treasures."