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Joke of the Day
"What did the terrorist say when he woke up? It was Allah dream."
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"The most complicated thing about women is the way their brains don't make any sense."
"Why did the masseuse give her lawyer a happy ending? She thought he could come in handy. (I'll let myself out)"
"How did Paul McCartney get Linda pregnant? C Moon"
"What do you call a Filipino contortionist? A Manila folder"
"Did you hear about the man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray? They say he's a seasoned vet."
"What do you call a black astronaut? Invisible"
"What do you call someone who keeps trying to catch your interest even though you already said you're not interested several times? Windows 10."
"What do you call a guy who likes touching unripened cheese? A fetaphile"
"Sometimes a tough situation is best described... As being between Iraq and hard place."