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Joke of the Day

"What do you call someone who keeps trying to catch your interest even though you already said you're not interested several times? Windows 10."

"A French man asks... ""Do you even lift, breaux?"""

"Just got a temporary tattoo. Now I can't be buried in a Jewish cemetery for the next three days."

"If a woman tells you size doesn't matter, she's a liar and you have a small pen!s."

"Meghan Trainor's business cards' must be pretty simple. Name: No Number: No Affiliation: No Contact address: No"

"How many american rugby fans does it take to change a lightbulb Both of them"

"Me: Happy Easter! Taylor Swift: I hate Easter! It's all a lie! Me: The Jesus thing? Taylor Swift: Ya... Men don't come back after 3 Days!"

"I have a serious self-loathing problem! Trust me to say that..."

"Pretty sure I just heard a grown man wrestle a bear in a bathroom stall at Chipotle."

"Dead babies and rocks What is the difference between a dead baby and a rock? You can't Fuck a rock"