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Joke of the Day
"Why did the turtle cross the road? ...to get to the Shell station."
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"Smoke a joint before hitting a buffet to really get your money's worth... Just saying."
"What did the Alabama Police officer call the black guy who had been shot 6 times in the head? The worst case of suicide he ever saw"
"A liberal, a conservative and a moderate walk into a bar. The bartender says ""Afternoon, Mitt! What can I get for you?"""
"Did you hear about the starving horse? He was so hungry, he ate himself"
"What's grey and comes in quarts? An elephant."
"I was going to make a joke about relaxing meditation techniques... ...but zen again, maybe I won't."
"Do you know why you should never boil vegetables? Because the wheelchair might rust"
"I fake all my origamis."
"My cousin's a traveller and he lives in a camper van, but he's always wanted to brick up... so he drove on dirt roads until he got a flat."