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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the commemorative gun they're making in honor of the democrat party and president Obama? It's called the union worker You'll over pay It never works And you can't fire it"

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"Did you hear about the Lawyer who showed up to court without his attache? (original joke) Judge threw him out, said he didn't have a case."
"I'm dyslexic, atheist & insomniac I stayed up all night wondering if there really is a doG"
"The blind hooker helped me a lot with my allergies She blew my nose"
"What's the difference between ten black dicks and a black joke? (offensive) A black woman can't take a black joke."
"What's the difference between jam and jelly? [NSFW] I can't jelly my dick into your mom's ass."
"What's the difference between an Ethiopian elevator sign and an British elevator sign? British sign says "" Maximum 6 People/500kg"" Ethiopian sign says ""Maximum 500 People/6kg"""
"""Rapunzel, Rapunzel let down your hair!"" *A long strand of smelly hair falls out the tower* ""Screw this!"""
"What do successful businessmen and aids patients have in common They both take risks and get positive results"
"What's the difference between a big penis and a small penis? Nothing until the jobs done."