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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? [NSFW] I can't jelly my dick into your mom's ass."

"Pokemon GO servers Yeah, that's it."

"How do you identify a Vegan, Crossfitter, Navy SEAL, or tranny? Don't worry about it, they will tell you."

"I brought a classical musician back from the past to prove that my time-machine works, but I can't find him. He must be Haydn."

"If I ever need to ask for directions, I will find an Asian person, because who better to help me get Oriented?"

"What's the easiest way to end a friendship? Just asking for a friend"

"Feeling pretty tough lately and thinking about joining a gang. Any of you guys need an accountant?"

"Phil Hughs At least he died having a bat"

"Can we survive without whales? No whey."

"My sex life is like a Pontiac. I usually find it on the side of the road."