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Joke of the Day

"What do successful businessmen and aids patients have in common They both take risks and get positive results"

"What if Deja Vu meant you lost a life, and you're just starting back at your last checkpoint?"

"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb. One, but the light bulb has to really want to change."

"My wife left me over my pasta fetish I'm feeling cannelloni right now"

"I hear the Pink Panther song when I sneak down the hall for a midnight snack.."

"Why do hurricanes have girl names? First they are all wild and wet, then they take your house."

"Q: What do blonde's have against condoms? A: Their cheeks."

"You did not have a valentine on valentines day? Some people don't have a mother on mother's day or a father on father's day so shut up"

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? I have no eye deer. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs. I still have no eye deer."

"Why do Jewish men get circumcised? Because Jewish women won't touch anything unless it's at least 20% off."