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Joke of the Day
"I'm dyslexic, atheist & insomniac I stayed up all night wondering if there really is a doG"
Next Joke
"Show someone you love them today by rearranging the apps on their phone."
"I love you dude, but im not ""In Prison"" with you."
"How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving? He's Russian to Turkey."
"I am amazing at managing my credit card. My bank keeps sending me letters saying my account is outstanding"
"honestly it just makes me fat free italian when u tell me salad dressings aren't a good way to describe emotions"
"My favorite underwear is camouflage... Because no one can see me cumming."
"Beautiful people are not always good, but good people are always beautiful."
"The old ones are the best ones... ...unless we're talking about pornstars of course."
"I've been messing about with my ouija board and i asked it if i was gonna get laid tonight. The pointer keeps gliding between the H and the A. It's been half an hour now...."