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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bad circumcision? A rip off. (Da da tshhh)"
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"What did the lesbian vampire say to her girlfriend? ""See ya next month!"""
"I got raped by a troupe of mimes last night They performed unspeakable acts."
"One fun thing about kids crying is trying to determine if they broke a crayon or got their arm stuck in a piece of farming equipment."
"I feel like a text is too serious without an ""lol"" or ""haha"" in there somewhere."
"Senior high school picture...they weren't ready http://www.today.com/news/teen-comes-out-closet-hilarious-senior-quote-t25881?cid=par-huffpost-gravity"
"The biggest problem with prison is that you can only rearrange your cell in so many ways because of where the toilet is."
"I've stopped dating this girl I met at the Diabetes Camp. Turns out she isn't really my type."
"Hospitals make mistakes with newborns, so before bringing yours home, check by rubbing its belly. If it curls in and bites you, that's a cat"
"Fairy tales My granddaughter asked me, ""Do all fairy tales begin with ""Once upon a time?"" I said, no, some begin with ""If elected, I promise to........................"""