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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a bad circumcision? A rip off. (Da da tshhh)"

"Somewhere, a ninja watches ""I Didn't Know I was Pregnant."" An imperceptible smile creeps across his lips. ""Damn right you didn't."""

"I've always wondered why Rolf Harris never played any string instruments But I guess he figured out other ways to finger a minor"

"China has revised its on child per family rule. It will now allow parents to have two children. Chinese parents were so excited, they let their kids have the day off work. Edit: Spelling is hard."

"Kim Kardashian wore white at her wedding. That's it. That's the joke."

"My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic... But if I'm going to have sex, it's going to be on my own Accord."

"jared from Subway What's jared's favorite sub? A junior with meatballs!"

"It's been a while since I partied... Yeah, I can't even remember the last time I blacked out."

"What did the prostitute catch when she went out with 5 fishermen? ... A big red snapper"

"Next time during church, stand up and ask your pastor ""Have you ever turned down heroin?"" Both Yes and No are equally entertaining answers."