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Joke of the Day
"I feel like a text is too serious without an ""lol"" or ""haha"" in there somewhere."
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"What's the fastest thing in Bulgaria? Light"
"Said the masochist to the sadist: ""Oh hit me, hurt me, oh please just use me"" Said the sadist to the masochist: ... no"
"You know why I want to call you Yoda? Because yoda best thing I've seen all day"
"This has to be the worst date I have ever had. That includes the time that I accidentally answered my uncle's personal ad...."
"I wonder if tap dancers.... Look at a floor and think ""I'd tap that"""
"What do you call two couches that are in love with each other? Homosectionals."
"Here's a Cheesy Joke For You. Past, Present, and Future walked into a bar. It was Tense."
"I'm not the kind of girl to get mad and throw a drink in your face....that's wasteful. I'd drink it first and then glass you."
"What is Jamaica's favorite male bird? The mongoose."