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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire"

"What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money."

"When your parents get old, you take care of them the way they took care of you when you were young. Which is why I gave my kids heroin."

"Women are like magnets... I have no clue how they work."

"old linux joke I like my women like my kernels about 6 years old and stable"

"What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero. The other is a command."

"Concentration Camps (x-post from /r/Poems) Guess Who? It's a Jew Concentration camps for You! Boo Hoo! It's a Haiku F*** You. Edit: I know it's not a haiku."

"What do you call a helicopter with a bad paint job? A patchy gunship"

"I refuse to text and drive... I always end up spilling my beer."

"Side effects may include: upset stomach, diarrhea, some wolves will chase you, like 6-12 wolves, it's ok"