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Joke of the Day
"Customer: Give me a hot dog. Waiter: With pleasure. Customer: No with mustard."
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"Sorry waiter for pushing you over when you asked me to tip you"
"How did ISIS do on their French test? They bombed it..."
"I asked my friend why i have a thing for short Asian girls. he said ""its because you want them to call you Godzilla in bed"""
"Have you got the address of the butter website? Yes but don't spread it around."
"Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff? So it would push back."
"How do you find white shirts on the Internet? Use a starch engine."
"When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say? ""Hold on, let me get my bear rings."""
"Apparently they don't use the term ""stealth handjob"" in the UK They call it a ""blanket wanket""."
"I'm naming my new exercise regime 'Brexit'. It's the quickest way to lose pounds."