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Joke of the Day
"What is a pirate's worst nightmare? A sunken chest and no booty."
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"Noel, Noel. Noel, Noel. Born is the king of isrea."
"Why did the ghost work at Scotland Yard? He was the Chief In-Spectre."
"I seruptitously flicked a booger on a guy who was being mean to his wife. If this is what being a sniper feels like, I like it."
"I told my dad I felt tired. ""There's a nap for that."""
"Why did my sperm cross the road? Because my wife wore the wrong socks."
"What is your best casino joke? I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!"
"Things you need to know about me: 1- I'm lazy 2- hmm, one is enough"
"What do you call a Muslim who always makes mistakes? Errorist"
"What do you call a cow that got hit by a car? moo-tilated."