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Joke of the Day
"What is a pirate's worst nightmare? A sunken chest and no booty."
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"My girl friend enjoys S&M comedies. Usually slapsdick."
"Either a lying war criminal endorsed by the KKK or a Neo Nazi reality TV star are going to be President of America. It's not funny. But it is a fucking joke. America, sort your shit out."
"I didn't know about Reddit in college That's how I graduated"
"Robin Williams apparently commited suicide last night. His brothers, Venus and Serena, are said to be distraught."
"What's a vampire's favorite drink? A Bloody Mary."
"I'm hoping to avoid a situation where I have to dance to save my own life."
"Doctor Doctor I'm having trouble with my breathing. I'll give you something that will soon put a stop to that!"
"Congratulations on passing your test! You are HIV-positive"
"""What's life like in North Korea?"" ""Oh, I can't complain."""