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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a group of white people sitting on the bench? A basketball team."
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"Aww, c'mon! Let me crack your baby's knuckles."
"Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!!!!"
"NOT EVERYONE WAS KUNG FU FIGHTING, MOM. SOME OF US WERE TRYING TO BREAK IT UP."
"Why did the bigamist cross the road? To get to the other bride."
"Picture someone chasing down a ping pong ball that fell on the floor. Ok that's how I dance."
"The Albanian planted lightbulbs in his garden. He heard that tulips grew from bulbs."
"Screwdriver walks into a bar Bartender says hey man we have a drink named after you? The screwdriver asks ""you have a drink named Steve?"""
"Warning: the life you are about to lead contains strong language, adult situations and nudity. Exister discretion is advised."
"What's the difference between a normal ambulance and a skydiving ambulance? Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance? A bucket and a shovel."