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Joke of the Day
"Which woman has Jesus as a nephew? The Auntie Christ."
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"What's the difference between people from Dubai and Abu Dhabi? People from Dubai don't like the flinstones but people from Abu Dhabi Do"
"My Blonde wife just said to me ""Do men call it a penis 'cause it pees and goes in us?"""
"What is the recommended psychological treatment for mentally ill statisticians? Regression therapy"
"*approaches a girl, tips hat* M'lady. *approaches a material girl, tips hat* M'donna."
"My bathroom smells like somebody just took a shit when I walked out of it."
"Donald Trump..."
"All good students of Astrology drop out midway after they learn enough to find out. :)"
"Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt? It'd be a waste of time."
"Did any of you hear about that pedo music teacher? The one who broke a G string while fingering A minor."