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Joke of the Day
"What is a runner's favourite subject in school? Jog-raphy!"
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"""If two wrongs don't make a right, what do two rights make?"" An Airplane"
"Paraplegic Party you goin to the paraplegic party? I hear its gonna be crawling with pussy"
"German math If a train leaves Berlin travelling east at 30kph and another train leaves Munich travelling south at 25kph. How many Jews can be killed in 5years?"
"Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus? A: He wanted to sing higher!"
"Why didn't the pirate chessplayer enjoy his crackers? Because they were stale, matey!"
"1st day of hunting season: *puts on camo* *climbs up in tree stand* *waits w/binoculars to see one hunter accidentally shoot another hunter*"
"A scottish man walks out of a bar..."
"A Cuban just arrived on a raft... And is being interviewed when they ask him Name? ""Manolo"". Sex? ""Two to three times a week"" No,no i mean Male or Female? ""Well whatever I can get that week"""
"Dad- I want you to have everything in this world that your heart desires. *Can I have oreos?* [NO]"