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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross a phone with a mouthwash? Tele-Scope."
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"How can we call ourselves ""evolved"" when signs are needed to remind people to wash their hands after they go to the bathroom?"
"The world's largest egg is laid by the Ostrich... And the world's largest woman is laid by your dad."
"""It's pronounced Jeff"" ""Whatever you say, Goff"""
"Highway Driving 101: Left Lane: People in a hurry, People who can drive. Right Lane: Elderly People, Asians, Women, Dogs, Infants."
"What do you call a fish with no eye? fsh"
"""Stop pestering me. I'm trying to do my job."" -Major Tom to ground control"
"What is the difference between an abusive relationship and The Chainsmokers ? Nothing, The hits keep coming"
"Did you hear the one about the falling eggs? It will crack you up I'll just go now"
"How good are Tesco's meatballs? They're the dog's bollocks!"