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Joke of the Day
"""It's pronounced Jeff"" ""Whatever you say, Goff"""
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"Pretty disappointed to find out that ""Toys for Tots"" isn't a program where I trade my kids's toys for delicious tater tots."
"Why is is called Holy Water ? Cause Holy God does it feel good when I use it to wash that alter boy's blood of my dick."
"Food wedding anniversaries: Year 1: champagne 2: strawberries 3: chocolate 4: donuts 5: protein shakes 6: microwave meal 7: Rat poison"
"What kind of writing makes the most money? Ransom notes."
"Why are birds always sad in the morning? Their bills are over dew"
"What is the term for someone that gets aroused watching Star Wars? They have a Bobba Fetish"
"Did some financial planning and it looks like I can retire at 62 and live comfortably for eleven minutes."
"Advises all the young people, ""Do not grow up; it's a trap!!"""
"Dear Face Book you keep offering up people for me to friend, but then you get all concerned and ask me how I know them. You can't be the pimp and the cop!"