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Joke of the Day

"Sad how some stick figures get stuck working the hangman game, while others get to have nice families on the back of SUVs"

"5k mud runners I hate people that brag about paying $ to run a 5k race in mud. Big deal cause in Africa, that's called Wednesday."

"The Night's Watch can ramp up the number of new recruits by... ...ditching its archaic name in favour of something hip like Snow Patrol."

"Looking for Sympathy? You'll find it between Shit and Syphilis in the dictionary."

"""I have a cure for your burning bush."" """" Moses hitting on the ladies"

"I'm sexually attracted to metal boxes with locking systems. But don't worry. It's safe sex."

"Ever tried 77? You get 8 more."

"My grades are telling me to be a trophy wife but my looks are telling me to study harder."

"Any salad can be a Caesar salad... If you stab it enough times."

"What do chinese people do when they have an erection? they vote"