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Joke of the Day

"I told my doctor that I recently broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places."

"Words can't hurt you ...unless they're ""Bet you can do that."""

"I'm not saying she's a whore... But if you threw her out a window she'd be deep penetrated[.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defenestration)"

"Mayweather just set his kitchen on fire trying to make a cake He should've read the instructions"

"What did Black-Della wear? Whatever her Massa chooses."

"Today I had a mild panic attack over the fact I will die someday. Then I bought some shit on Amazon. Your mom is a hermaphrodite."

"A girl called me up, she said ""come over there's nobody home"" So I went over, but there was nobody home"

"A man started choking in the line at Wendys today. Luckily the manager jumped into action and opened another register"

"What's your favorite ""grosser than gross"" joke? Mine is hickey on a hemorrhoid."

"If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims!"