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Joke of the Day
"I do all my addition in my head. It's the thought that counts."
Next Joke
"My five year plan? I don't even have a five minute plan."
"When BP says, ""We have the spill under control"" is the new ""I promise not to come inside you."""
"What do you call a watermelon in California? A melon"
"I'm glad he's single because I'm going to climb that like a tree."
"YOLOUYAB You Only Live Once Unless You're A Buddist"
"My friend asked me how I know the smell of a wet dog since I'm a Muslim and can't have one I told him my girlfriend is a Christian."
"Only in America can you be born a poor black boy and grow up to be a rich white woman. Take Michael Jackson for example"
"What tea do footballers drink? Penaltea!"
"What did one tree say to the other? Nothing. They bark."