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Joke of the Day

"It was really hard for me to get over my addiction to the hokey cokey. But i've turned myself around, and that's what it's all about."

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"one of my friends told me she's pregnant 10 weeks and 9 days pregnant."
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"When you aren't sure what somebody said so you just smile and hope it wasn't a question."
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