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Joke of the Day
"How long does it take to eat a tire? *A Goodyear*"
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"I stepped on the scale today. Not to get my weight. I just couldn't reach the cookies in the cupboard."
"My kids are always accusing me of having a favorite child which is ridiculous because I don't really like any of them"
"what did the man say when he tried to get FREA with his dog? ""oops, forgot the KY"""
"""More people are killed by toasters than sharks"". So if you're swimming in the ocean and see a toaster, you're in big trouble."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Callas ! Callas who ? Callas should be removed by a podiatrist !"
"Setp 1: Learn Spelling"
"Once you've seen one shopping centre... ...you've seen a mall"
"What's the correct term for an americano without cream or sugar? an African Americano"
"Paris Hilton's chihuahua Tinkerbell died yesterday. Purses are being held at half-mast."