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Joke of the Day

"what did the man say when he tried to get FREA with his dog? ""oops, forgot the KY"""

"People tend to think I'm a serial killer.... They don't think that for for very long though!"

"LION: Lions don't lose sleep over the opinion of sheep. SHEEP: Shaun thinks your mane looks ridiculous. LION: *upset* Shaun said that?"

"Food snobs ""May I take your order? "" the waiter asked. ""Yes, how do you prepare your chickens? "" ""Nothing special sir,"" he replied. ""We just tell them straight out that they're going to die. """

"If only they had and Olympic event for Facebook, my FB friend would win Gold everytime in the Drama event."

"The Australian Cricket Team."

"Just got a call from the head of Twitter (Paul Twitter). He says great opinions everyone, he's looking forward to more opinions tomorrow."

"Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares."

"What's the best part of a race riot All of the free sports jerseys"

"New machine at the gym There is a new machine at the gym. It's truly awesome! I almost puked after an hour, it really has it all. Cookies, chocolate bars, chips, sodas."