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Joke of the Day

"If my girlfriend caught me telling a sexist joke, she'd get really... emotional"

"How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb? None. It's a hardware problem."

"WINDEX CEO: listen, I can't have you making puns anymore. EMPLOYEE: okay, I just want to make things clear-- CEO: you're fired."

"People who live in stone houses shouldn't throw glasses."

"What do you call a recently created sub-atomic particle? New-tron."

"A blonde sees a another blonde across a lake and asks ""How do I get to the other side?"" the other blonde replies... ""You are on the other side""."

"I get ignored so much that people call me terms and conditions"

"[Meeting] CEO: as u can see [points to graph w laser] we- BUSINESS CAT:[comes flying across table & just crashes right into a photocopier]"

"What happens when you combine alcohol and literature? Tequila Mockingbird"

"What do you call a Woolworths that has been burned down? Coles"