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Joke of the Day
"I get ignored so much that people call me terms and conditions"
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"Why hadn't the law graduate and the bartender ever met? The graduate never passed the bar"
"What do you call a Jamaican proctologist? a pok-e-mon!"
"(Translated from my mother tongue) What does a man do when he wants to end a marriage passively? He tries finding the expiration date on the marriage cirtifficate"
"Fox canceled Cops. So I guess if I want to stay current on what my family is up to now, I'll have to turn to Facebook."
"What do you say to a black guy after washing his dog? Yo dawg I washed yo dog."
"What's the difference between water falling from the sky and hamburgers falling from the sky? One of them is a meatier shower."
"""I'll just stagger around yelling random, incoherent shit as people try to keep me from hurting myself."" Drunks and 1 year olds."
"If you're nice to an animal, it loves you for life. If you're nice to a person, who the fuck knows what's gonna happen."
"Look at all of these beautiful horse ""Horses"" Horse is already plural ""You're thinking of elk"" *stares off* Holy mooses, you're right"