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Joke of the Day
"What is Harper Lee's favorite drink? Tequila mockingbird."
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"People without kids who give other people's kids messy or annoying toys.. Imagine that we gave you a monkey with a kazoo and fingerpaints.."
"#BPMovies 20,000 Leaks Under the Sea."
"I've got no beef with white wine."
"What do you call a compliant volcano? A volcayes."
"Ms. Pac Man is the biggest hoe in history For 25 cents she swallows until she fucking dies."
"I ate five cans of alphabet soup..... I had the biggest vowel movement of my life."
"Give A Man A Fish Give a man a fish and he'll say, ""This is incorrect; I ordered a Big Mac"". Teach a man how to fish and he'll say, ""What the fuck kind of McDonald's is this, anyway?"""
"She: 5 mins babe He: Ok *discovers a new planet* *travels to it* *discovers life* *returns back* He: Ready? She: 5 mins babe"
"Why are titties like toy trains? They are meant for children but daddy likes to play with them, too."