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Joke of the Day

"Son: Dad, I just had sex. Dad: Good job son, sit down, we need to talk about something. Son: I can't."

"Date someone who spoils you, always says how beautiful you are, and never thinks you've had enough to eat. Date your grandma"

"What came first? The chicken or the egg? Humans' ability to classify living organisms."

"Despite its name, Gatorade is pretty much fatal to alligators. I'm not allowed to volunteer at the zoo anymore."

"All this buzz about Iron Man 2 is really going to hurt the opening weekend of my movie Steel Dude."

"Why doesn't Ed have a girlfriend? Cause Sheeran."

"what is a woman to cant give birth? bruce jenner"

"- Dad, are mermaids fish or women? -It depends on if you are horny or hungry."

"How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb? The lightbulb works fine..."

"I'm trying my best to give up using sexual innuendos.... But it's SO hard."