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Joke of the Day

"My Wife made me choose between her, and my Love of Pointing out Doors ""If you want to leave"" I told her, ""There's the Door"""

"Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children? With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore."

"There are 10 types of people in the world Those who understand binary and those who don't"

"How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? Don't worry... they'll tell you."

"Investment fail In college, an ounce of heady weed was the same price as an ounce of gold. I made terrible investments and now I'm a dog walker."

"I don't have a lot of regrets but one time I met a girl named Stephanie & prematurely called her ""Steph."""

"Life without women Would be a pain in the ass"

"I wanted to gift my brother a drum set... ...but I decided to keep it for myself. **badum tss**"

"I bought a blowup doll today, but I won't blow her up until tomorrow. I don't want to seem desperate."

"Why did the football player go to the bank? To get his quarterback."